Nov 30, 2005
when you work at a chinese restaurant, you tend to snack on fortune cookies all day. and come home with fortunes in your pockets. i usually throw the funny or strange ones into a little dish on my dresser. theres quite a lot now, but here are some of my favorites:
You look pretty.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.
Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today.
The good times start when I count to 3: 1... 2... 3.
Speed is ppoor subsittute fo accurancy.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or nation.
Made in the USA
Open up your mind. Let your fantasies unwind.
Give a kiss to the person who sits next to you.
posted by sarah 11:58 PM
