Oct 15, 2004
adding light to darkness
today i stood with my arms above my head for 45 minutes while i was sewn into a dress made out of mylar with MOLEST written down my side, among other things. two C batteries hung out between my boobs most of the day so my dress could light up to impress some judges. but before the judging, i waited patiently in a hallway with a transformer, a human chandelier, a girl with a dress made out of hair, a skirt with thousands of rubber fingers lining the inside, someone painted gold, a mermaid, an armenian anarchist, and countless others. the man who worked at the exxon asked me if his tie looked like a hotdog. he said he hated his job and couldnt wait to quit so he could burn the tie. he said he'd hang himself with it if it wasnt a clip on.
posted by sarah 11:29 PM
