Aug 21, 2003
sarah goes to washington
i'd like to be a politician. first thing i'd do is get rid of this ban on cruel and unusual punishment. rapists deserve to have their dicks cut off. its as simple as that. its not cruel, just fair. next i'd legalize gay marriages. when people in the bible belt complain i'd politely inform them that america was not founded by conservatives and if they are against the freedom to practice religion (or the freedom not to) then i'll outlaw religion instead of legalizing gay marriage. its one or the other.
posted by sarah 2:26 AM
