The Burdens of Being Upright

Aug 26, 2003

eww, you kissed a girl? that is so... gay!

here's my classes for junior year. i figured it out and the only class i actually need to take next year is english. early release!

1st pd: english. mr etah. teacher doesnt speak english very well. caroline's in this class. we talk about 7th grade. chinaman's in this class too but he sits on the other side of them room so meh.

2nd pd: political issues. mr allen. john, kyle, sean, and erik are in this class with me. the teacher seriously cant be older than 25. this is going to be fun.

3rd pd: physics. mr kang. sean, ali, catherine, and caitlin are in this class. most peculiar little asian man is my teacher. nice guy.

4th pd: ap us history. my mcintyre. kristi's in this class with me. everyone loves this teacher. hope i can keep up.

5th pd: spanish 2. mr rose. dont know a single kid in this class. almost all freshmen. i hate spanish and i hate all of you.

6th pd: health. ms failor. my only female teacher. cj's in this class.

7th pd: lunch. LAAAAAAATE. very hungry by the time lunch rolls around. jason, brandon, brent, ashton, kristi, and evan are in my lunch. very obnoxious. somewhat fun.

8th pd: pre cal. mr oke. sally's in this class. so is some kid that looks like coolio. its a temporary so i can just head straight for the parking lot after class and beat the rush. this will be good once i start work.

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so today i left my lights on and when i went to start my car after school it was dead. luckily some girl lent me her jumper cables and the homrades gave me a jump start. i'm sure i'll do it again tomorrow.

posted by sarah 4:49 PM

Aug 24, 2003

back to school back to school to prove to dad that i'm not a fool

first day of school tomorrow. relax mr angry slacks! it'll be ok. i'm all prepared and everything. i got my lunch packed up, my car cleaned out, and my nudie pen filled with ink. tons of hopes and anticipations ready to be shot to shit. yep, i'd say i'm ready.

posted by sarah 11:08 PM

think of things that make you think about gay porn, you know, like we'll make a list

i have a drawer in my desk with a label that says "this is not the money drawer" but it is just tomfoolery! it IS the money drawer! whenever i get home i empty all my spare change into said drawer. now this morning i noticed the drawer was rather full so i decided it was time to take my change to a coinstar. which i did. and guess how much money i had.
did you guess $85.93? if you did, you're absolutely right! i am rich! richer than any of you fools!

posted by sarah 1:02 AM

Aug 21, 2003

sarah goes to washington

i'd like to be a politician. first thing i'd do is get rid of this ban on cruel and unusual punishment. rapists deserve to have their dicks cut off. its as simple as that. its not cruel, just fair. next i'd legalize gay marriages. when people in the bible belt complain i'd politely inform them that america was not founded by conservatives and if they are against the freedom to practice religion (or the freedom not to) then i'll outlaw religion instead of legalizing gay marriage. its one or the other.

posted by sarah 2:26 AM

Aug 20, 2003

yeah and monkeys could fly out of my butt!

me and hannah are so amazing that we decided to buy a house and theme each room after one of the 7 deadly sins. they are as follows:

GLUTTONY - kitchen of course

LUST - bedroom... our bedroom heh hehh heh

GREED - the casino we have built in the basement

SLOTH - family room/room with tv and comfy couch

VANITY - bathroom

ENVY - guest bedroom, because you know, all our guests will be all jealous and stuff

WRATH - work out room we'll have complete with boxing ring

in conclusion, we are awesome.

posted by sarah 12:58 AM

Aug 18, 2003

buy one love swing get a cage for free

back from middle america. i got a nova. thats all i'll say about that... i had other things to say but they've all seemed to escape my mind. oh! while in missouri we went to my aunt's lakehouse and i went swimming for the first time in seriously 2 years. it was nice. i think i'll go to the pool tomorrow. school starts in a week. i'm looking forward to it.

sean wore a dress.
sean is a mess.

posted by sarah 11:04 PM

Aug 12, 2003

i swear i thought it wasnt loaded

i'm leaving tomorrow morning. first we're going to virginia to pick up my sister, then ohio to cedarpoint, then indiana to pick up my brother, then kansas city to visit our family. then home. i should be home monday the 18th. which means i'll miss the show at matt's on saturday. so sad. when i get home i'll have just one week left until school starts. doo da doo da. junior year will be one big party, right? and this time next year i'll be reflecting about how happy i am. it'll happen. i'll force it to.

"if everyone dressed like a woman and no one knew who was who we'd all get along." ~conan obrien

posted by sarah 1:36 AM

Aug 11, 2003

help is on. help is on.
...
how bizarre

sometimes. its hard to know whats the right thing to do.

posted by sarah 2:29 AM

Aug 10, 2003

dont believe me? ask the dishes

well actually a pretty nice little Saturday. we're going to go to home depot. yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. maybe bed, bath, & beyond, i don't know...i don't know if we'll have enough time.

ooh la la. so me and angie went out to the purple potamus tonight to visit the lovely nerpal. and i saw my billy doll. and some other kids. and later we played poker. i thought i knew how to play. but apparanly i dont know the *real* way. and according to whatshisname, looking at other player's cards and trading for the ones you want is *cheating*. psh, stupid montgomery county kids, what do they know. woopdeedooooo. what am i doing? i dont know. i just dont know anymore. things would be great if kids wore their flaws embroidered on their shirts. so you'd see a kid that you'd think was worthwhile and then his shirt would say "goat sexer" and then you'd know whoa steer clear of that kid, he has sex with goats......... what?

posted by sarah 2:54 AM

Aug 6, 2003

you know it

i almost forgot. i went to ocean city this weekend. it was fun even though i was there less than 48 hours. me, eric, and matt slept in the van in the parking lot of nick's condo building place. it was hot as balls. balls i tells you! we went to this arcade on the boardwalk and katie cheated a machine b/c it was broken and got allllll the tickets out of the machine.... we had over 2,000 tickets. i played ski ball. i love that game. like whoa. whoa/. whoooooooooooooooaaaaaa. its supposed to thunderstorm all week. hott. thunderstorms are hot stuff. its annoying when people spell hot with two or more t's. (hott). which is why i do it, as much as possible. hotttttttttttttttttt. 19 days. 19 days. then i start school again. aaaaaand maybe it will be fun. last year was kinda fun. or. it didnt suck. we have an 8 pd day as opposed to the old 6 pd day. fun stuff. shorter classes. shake your asses. alright this has gone on long enough

posted by sarah 12:54 AM

Aug 5, 2003

we make up for so much time.... a little too late

angie just reminded me how much i love alanis morissette. i swear jagged little pill was in my cd player daily from 3rd grade to....... now. i love that cd. i still feel obligated to buy every cd she puts out even though i know it will most likely collect dust. angie says, you oughta know is the best break up song out there. i still say patsy cline sang the best break up songs. 'she's got you' is THE song to listen to when things are going to hell in a handbasket. this cd though, jagged little pill. every note, every chord, brings back floods of memories. mostly i just think of the uniform i wore in 2nd and 3rd grade and chin length blond hair and my bedroom which is now just another spare room with a bed and a lamp. its funny how things change. or not funny. but sad.

i dont want to be adored for what i merely represent to you

posted by sarah 2:33 AM