The Burdens of Being Upright

May 26, 2003

note to self:

i saw bruce almighty last night. it was ok. not as funny as wet hot american summer, but is anything?

if i ever have a girl she's getting named booger. if i have a boy he'll be the professor.

here's why i hate the ottobar:
1. you have to buy tickets online now. you cant just buy at the door anymore.
2. the extra dollar they charge you when you get there if you're under 21
3. the guy at the door yelled at me
4. getting frisked on your way in, all markers are confiscated
5. no parking
6. majority rule and darkest hour got cut off
7. shows start way too late, who really wants to stay until 3 am?
8. no re-entry if you're under 21
9. all in all it just sucks

the gas station behind beltway plaza is always about 10 cents cheaper than all other gas stations in the area. remember this.

these people in glen dale have 11 cadillacs..... 11! what the hell!







posted by sarah 10:21 PM

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