The Burdens of Being Upright

May 26, 2003

note to self:

i saw bruce almighty last night. it was ok. not as funny as wet hot american summer, but is anything?

if i ever have a girl she's getting named booger. if i have a boy he'll be the professor.

here's why i hate the ottobar:
1. you have to buy tickets online now. you cant just buy at the door anymore.
2. the extra dollar they charge you when you get there if you're under 21
3. the guy at the door yelled at me
4. getting frisked on your way in, all markers are confiscated
5. no parking
6. majority rule and darkest hour got cut off
7. shows start way too late, who really wants to stay until 3 am?
8. no re-entry if you're under 21
9. all in all it just sucks

the gas station behind beltway plaza is always about 10 cents cheaper than all other gas stations in the area. remember this.

these people in glen dale have 11 cadillacs..... 11! what the hell!

posted by sarah 10:21 PM

May 25, 2003

well he's probably on fire

iiiiiii saw city of caterpillar and majority rule on f-f-f-friday. and it was fun and i drove all the way to baltimore. and i threw pennies down girlie's shirts. and yes. (would i pick up lots of guys if i said "yesindeedio" a lot and danced like wham?) on saturday i went to the show at mt oak and i saw sean's band play. sean played the drums so fast and so well that his arms caught on fire and turned into wings and he flew away and then later was hit by a jet plane. so now me and hannah are best friends because she lives in bowie and i'm only friends with people who are convenient. my imaginary band is going to cover patsy cline's song she's got you and it will be awesome because it will be sung and screamed and when she sings "i really dont know but i know" it will be screamed in the back but a second off so it sounds neat and heres a diagramish: (the italicized part is screamed)

i really dont know.. knoooooooow.. but i know.. knooooooooow.. it wont let me be.. doo doo doo doo

and then we'll have a song that samples the guitar part in the beginning of the queensryche song silent lucidity that katie always used to play. (sigh) and our merch will not be the normal shirts, pins, stickers, and patches. instead we'll have can cozies, big belt buckles, knitted scarves (made by katie of course), fanny packs (oh yeah, i'm bringing em back), condoms, those big foam hands that they have at basketball games, and yeah thats it for now. aaaand i like bagels.
oh when i was at the ottobar havin fun with my friends cuz i'm down like that the thought occurred to me that i dont want a boyfriend at all. silly me thinking i did. psh. me? emotions? relating to others? bah!

MM THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR! (dane cook makes me laugh)

posted by sarah 4:58 PM

May 22, 2003

and all the apostles are sitting in their swings saying i'd sell my own savior for a set of new rings

monday we got back from boston and salem. good times. go to angie's livejournal to see pictures. i got my tarot cards read in salem and the lady was very accurate. so according to her, once eric moves out, things will be easier and the sham wont last much longer. badda bing badda boom. tomorrrrrow is the city of caterpillar/ majority rule/ darkest hour/ pg 99/ pig destroyer show. fun fun fun. aaaaaand i'm bored and frustrated and jeff was right. the end/.

posted by sarah 8:17 PM

May 15, 2003

a girl sits with her head hung.... four miles away a bell rings....
thats the opening to my novel about this morning. so i come upstairs armed with my bag, a crap load of tapes, and the eagerness to drive to school for the first time. i walk over to the key hook to get my keys but no! *bubble bursts* they are missing. eric, that dumbass, took them to school with him. i yell at the phone telling him to turn around and bring me back my keys but he's a jerkass as well as a dumbass. my mom is driving to dematha right now to retrieve my keys. this means that i will be late for school. which normally wouldnt matter but today was my day to drive so eric dies. i was reading this girl kara's blogger because there was a link to it on angie's livejournal. i dont think i know her, although i've probably met her at some point and dont remember, but anycrap, homegirl can write.

woo, watch out boston here we come. *car backfires*

posted by sarah 7:47 AM

May 14, 2003

homophobia is gay

tomorrow after work, me and angie are leaving for boston. lets hope its a good weekend. so yeah. i love driving and i find every excuse to do so. tomorrow i'm driving to school and yeah. boston. whats that all about.

posted by sarah 10:53 PM

May 13, 2003

pimps up ho's down

I GOT MY LICENSE!!!!!!! i've only been waiting 16 years for this. so after work i took the car out and drove all by myself...... all the way up to sanders house then i made matt come with me driving. then at around 9 i went and picked up angie and we drove around to places and talked and made love and yeah. i have my license and its awesome. i'm a regular gas-guzzling, air-polluting, horn-honking american jackass. and i'm lovin every minute of it. today i found out that i was 'that girl'. i dont want to be that girl. i'm content being selfish.

posted by sarah 11:22 PM

May 12, 2003

now where's my baby boo

i found my dad. he got home half an hour after i wrote that. he was just late. stupid. hmph. tomorrow i'm going to go and take the test to get my license. wish me luck. i really hope i pass but most people dont pass on the first try so i'm trying not to get my hopes up. thursday night we're leaving for boston. lame. what a suckass place to go. massachusettes... what the feck. anycrap, i hope i pass the test tomorrow so i can drive a lot of places and have fun fun fun until my daddy takes the escort away.

posted by sarah 11:27 PM

May 10, 2003

i cant find my dad. he was supposed to be back before 10 last night. and now its past 1am....... where is my dad........

posted by sarah 1:16 AM

May 7, 2003

songs of the great depression

i love it when the sky pours down rain. i always find excuses to go back outside whenever it rains. yeah. monday i'm going to take my drivers license test. sarah will soon be mobile.

posted by sarah 8:07 PM