Feb 22, 2003
with so much drama in the lbc its kinda hard bein snoop d o double g y......
i meant to post these a long time ago but i forgot because i'm stupid. see, when me and kara were taking drivers ed together it was extremely boring so we passed the time with a gangsta rap battle. as you'll soon see, i got mad skills. but kara dont.
kara:
sarah i'm so hot i knock your socks off
you see a guy and offer to jack him off
you walk down the hall shakin your hips
bitch no one wants that coochi, smelling like cheeze nips
sarah you're a slut, you're a whore
you know what i mean, dont got to say no more
me:
you needs stop smoking those cigs or your growth they will stunt
you'll go to take a piss and smoke will come out yo cunt
call me a slut? you ignant little bitch
last time you sneezed, you made my nuts itch.
i'm tryin to say you got STDs,
given them out to whoever you please,
dont bother payin no fees,
just spreadin disease.
what you need is a trip to the free clinic,
get yo cunt nice and clean so i can stick my dick in it.
kara:
bitch i'll slam you on the ground
smack you with my dick
chew you up, spit you out like a toothpick
STDs? trick they aint mine
shut your whorin mouth or i'll hit you with a 9
cap you bitch ass, keep talkin trash
if i see you on the street you wont last.
kara again:
gonna get my colt45, pistol whip your ass
fishin for ya, gonna catch on the street like some bass
trying to fight, bitch you cant beat me
gonna smack you with my balls til you cant hold your pee
man i love your mom, call her on the phone
when i'm tryin to get some ass, gotta get that dome
see you on the street corner struttin your stuff
let me stick it to ya, i'll give ya 10 bucks
you think you're real cool, think you're hot shit
man i'll dick slap you to china, cause i aint havin it!
so listen up sarah to the purpose of my rhyme
i'm telling your whoring ass that you're running out of time.
me:
girl, you better recognize,
and realize,
we sick of all your lies,
no need to dramatize,
yo cunt is full of flies.
cuz you be actin all hoey,
takin calls from john while you given head to joey.
takin it like a bitch as they crap on, yo dirty face.
bitch i'd fuck you with a strap-on, then spray you with mace.
you swallow their cum and then ask them to pay
i'd throw a dime in your face, you're the world's worst lay!
you pulled out all this kinky shit even after i paid.
only guy more nasty than you is the priest you fucked in second grade. fool!
DISCLAIMER: if you were offended... then well.... good. HA!
posted by sarah 2:04 AM
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"there is within me, and with sadness i have watched it in others, a knot of cruelty borne by the stream of love."
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