Jun 27, 2002
making lives miserable for 5th graders everywhere
whoa. yesterday i was given a folder with the math curriculum in it and asked to format and type it. i finally just finished. i worked all day yesterday and only got 34 pages done. then today i finished the rest. I TYPED 56 PAGES!!! thats it. i'm a god. ok lets see... yesterday... yesterday i went over erin's house after work. we watched tv and played on the computer and looked at porn (which we didnt hide under her mattress)... oh yeah, i ate all of erin's food because i was really hungry and her refrigerator looked too full. erin started spazzing and she bit my shoulder blade and ran around the house screaming and ran into the sliding glass door. i'm not sure why. i think she was trying to seduce me... katie got off at work at 8 (poor katie working 2 jobs) and she came over. then kevin came over and we all went to matt's house. other people were there; bryan, paul, lauren, david, a different matt, and later two guys named eric and james came over. i dont remember what we did. i do remember spilling root beer on my pants and playing with my new cell phone. i called angie and screamed and hung up. hehehe. there was a big frog (or toad, i dont know) that was hopping around so i picked it up. then i was going to put it down in the grass b/c i didnt want it to jump out of my hands, hit the pavement, and die. and then it peed on me! i yelled "IT PEED ON ME!!! SICK!!", tossed it on the ground, and ran inside to wash my hands. ahh that was so gross. and the frog lived in case you all were worried. i think that guy eric might think i'm gay. he kept calling things "gay" that he thought were dumb and it made me kinda mad so i said "wait, are you straight?" and he said "yeah" and i was like "gross! thats so sick! why dont you go have sex with a girl or something..." and "ooo, let's be heterosexual, like that hasnt been done before" (in a mocking voice) and then i gave bryan a hug b/c i was leaving and eric said "hey, can i have a hug" and i said "sorry, i dont hug heteros" so i really have no clue why he would think i'm gay, what a silly boy. anyway, after being at matt's house we went to 7-eleven and katie bought me a slurpee. then kevin took me, erin, and katie back to erin's house where we slept. oh yeah, kevin let me drive the other day!!! it was my first time driving ever. i drove around the roosevelt parking lot, mostly in circles like in that smashing pumpkins video for 1979. but i did chase after some pedestrians and then quickly stopped when they turned around. it was fun. i cant wait until i get a car. so.... blah blah blah blah... i'm dumb. katie just flexed her arm for me... i'm not sure why... i think i'm gonna get back to work. bye everyone.
"have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is sane." (white stripes)
posted by sarah 11:55 AM
